Im on my way to believing in you...
You’re a Disney princess who is just currently in the sad part of her feature film. It’s going to be okay.

My sister is the best person.  (via coffee-and-control)

Really needed this tonight

(via defining-healthy)

"Life was not easy, nor was it happy, but she did not expect life to be easy, and if it was not happy - that was a woman's lot."

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

Having a king size bed is fun and all. Til you gotta make it yourself.

middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure