My sister is the best person. (via coffee-and-control)
Really needed this tonight
"Life was not easy, nor was it happy, but she did not expect life to be easy, and if it was not happy - that was a woman's lot."
Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick
Having a king size bed is fun and all. Til you gotta make it yourself.
Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.
How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I DONT GET IT????
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure